Just a little blog for incorrect Smosh Games quotes. Submissions Welcome! ( Because I've seen some confusion; incorrect quotes means that none of these. Smosh Games started life in late as a videogame-based spinoff of Smosh. Since then, its hosts have let their personalities expand and exaggerate until . That girl he scared away (Jovenshire x reader) . Kya and Wes decided they'd rather go to a coffee shop to get to know each other more *cough* date *cough* Mari and Sohinki walked ahead to the lift with Lasercorn trailing.
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The only Asian person in the Smosh Squad. Doubles down for Mari, the only remaining current member of the original Smosh Games crew, who was even a groomsman in Joven's wedding. Who Wears Short Shorts? He was absolutely terrified and didn't want to play Five Nights at Freddy's , but still managed to play and make it to the second night.
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The channel has three shows as well, with Smoshernatural being their main pull and focus. It follows the gang to different locations to look for evidence, and it usually ends with one of them trying to get themselves possessed. Needless to say, those videos have scored highly among fans, though the squad has said that they would never do it again.
The house he grew up is, by his claims, is very haunted. He, and Damien, have confirmed that there are five ghosts that live on the property, which is a farmhouse that was owned by his great-grandparents.
Joven has claimed to have seen apparitions of all of these, most notably the soldier, who walks the grounds during storms, banging on the front door and back doors to try to get people to let him in. They have done an episode on the house, but only managed to get some sketchy audio recordings, though both Damien and Boze believe that there are presences in the house.
She re-enacted the murder of a young starlet in a film noir style, compete with a grizzled narrator, and stunning visuals in black and white. General Aerith and Bob: Justified since Flitz, Joven and Lasercorn are nicknames, and Sohinki uses his last name. The others simply go by their first names. Wes and Flitz were recurring guests on the channel before becoming full-time members in September The SGA Live show where the Smosh Games crew live-stream themselves to interact with the viewers while playing a random video game was retitled to Quiplash Live after due to the overwhelmingly positive response towards seeing the crew playing that particular game.
Lasercorn is the physical embodiment of this trope. According to Sohinki in the zombie plan video, Lasercorn is more or less the ultimate weapon in a survival situation simply because he's a blood thirsty maniac. Beat Them at Their Own Game: Joven often ends up losing in games where he claims to be good at Halo, for example.
Then again, Joven generally ends up losing at everything. Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: One two occasions, the Smosh Games crew and some guests have attempted to eat Naga Viper Chilis, with various results. Sohinki barely flinched, while Jovenshire was reduced to whimpering.
Mari's reaction was somewhere in between. The original group, Anthony and Ian made less appearances then Anthony left Smosh due to creative differences. Sohinki and Lasercorn voluntarily left in , the former for creativity and ambitious reasons and the latter for paternal reasons as he needs more time in his schedule to raise his son. The pair still say that they may make occasional appearances on Smosh Games but not as full time members.
On another note Flitz voluntarily left because of sexual abuse allegations. Jovenshire and Mari are currently the only ones from the original core group to stay. Each member of the crew has a color to represent them: The bag of fruit snacks was not only open but proved to contain shards of metal, which Lasercorn happily devoured regardless.
Ian and Anthony has been appearing less and less frequently in the Gaming channel, and their place in Game Bangs has mostly been replaced by Wes and Flitz. In a lot of competitive videos, the whole group is would frequently team up to stop Sohinki from winning or placing first all the time.
The Real Life Food Battle bonus video began with Mari, Sohinki, Lasercorn and Joven preparing a spread for Thanksgiving, and ended with the crew throwing all the food at each other when Joven decided to play his mobile game instead of helping with the preparation. Which is killing people with knives and bashing evil-doers to death with a riot shield, respectively. Mari often exclaim in Japanese whenever she gets excited or is in trouble. Understandable, since that is her first language.
But then the other guys try to do the same, just because they could, with varying degree of success. No balls are safe from Lasercorn. When Ian didn't pick him for the 2nd Smosh Winter Games and Anthony did, it's safe to say that Iancorn was, comedically, heading towards a breakup.
Needless to say, Lasercorn didn't really react so well to not getting picked by Ian. If you don't snap me up, someone else will! He, with Sohinki, sometimes make appearances on Smosh Games following their departure from the channel. The quickest way to Lasercornia is to go through the portal in his house. Inside, however, is an insane maze of dead ends and dummy portals, making it incredibly difficult to find the portal that actually leads to Lasercornia, which is set on top of a thin tower that, as Mari proved, is easy to fall off of if you're not paying attention.
And on top of all that, Lasercornia itself is rigged to the teeth with explosive traps and dispensers that eject potions of harming. Seriously, do not mess with Lasercorn's stuff. Dark and Troubled Past: In a Bonus vlog, he was asked why he hates balls so much. His story was that he was raised in a fishing village off the coast of Scandinavia, until it was raided by Viking genitals, who burned down the village and killed his family.
Nine times out of ten, the rest of the Smosh Gang is living in fear of his next bout of insanity in both games. Proved himself to be a very reckless and dangerous golf cart driver in the Extreme Golf Carting cell outs video, where he deliberately sped over the slopes and swerved around wildly almost crashing into trees and sometimes the other crew members , all the while laughing maniacally.
Then, he also tried to sabotage Mari and Sohinki's ride by climbing into their cart and pressing the gas pedal because they were moving too slowly. The others said that this was pretty much how he actually drives. Lasercorn is the worst driver For all the stuff Lasercorn does, even he has limits. The Red Dead Redemption episode of Backseat Gaming ended with Lasercorn leaving in disgust after Jovenshire had him hogtie a woman and leave her to die on the train tracks, thinking it was too far.
Is the only Smosh member who is married, and from what we know of, it's a very happy union. Hunting the Most Dangerous Game: While playing Minecraft in Maricraft he wanted to hunt the other members for sport.
The "laser stare" Jovenshire: You keep those creepy eyes off me and keep them on the screen! Usually always loud and very hammy in any of his evil schemes. Short and scrappy, with a hatred of balls which stems from some childhood trauma.
Once he figured out how to craft nukes in Minecraft, he sets one off at the prison Lasercorn pulls off a beautiful expression of this after he messed up his turn in Mario Party It's seen at 6: He's the oldest member of the Smosh Games team at 32, but looks younger than many of the others. Only Known by Their Nickname: When Sohinki accidentally called Lasercorn by his real name, many of the fans were actually more surprised to know his name was David.
Oo C Is Serious Business: He calmly declared a truce after the gang burned down Lasercornia, causing everyone to freak out. Then he summoned The Wither. Rage Against the Heavens: In Maricraft, upon discovering that a cloud was causing acid rain he decides to fight the cloud and its occupant despite it being colossal and having an advantage against him.
His channels outro song is called Love Times Two and he loves playing with his son but when he is on the Smosh Games channel he is the most aggressive, violent and successful in terms of getting dates which is shown when he impresses Courtney on a date in Grand Theft Smosh. He and Ian was forced to do a dance punishments together in the first Game Bang episode that features a dance game.
Ever since then, the whole crew has shipped them together, calling them "Iancorn". There is a story behind his tattoo. One of Lasercorn's friends was going to be shipped out to Iraq and as a going away present, he said that they would do anything he wanted. The soldier requested that they get tattoos and both of them submitted their tattoo ideas.
When they reached their appointment the tattoo artist thought that the submissions were a joke and when Jovenshire finally saw the tattoo, he wanted to call him "Lasercorn" and from then on, the name stuck. Riot Shield Man, who He also had a brief but memorable turn as "The Mixer. He's always the first to complain whenever the Smosh is tasked to play rhythm games, especially dancing games. Had bright orange hair for a month after losing a bet with Sohinki. When the color eventually grew out, he missed it and decided to have it dyed back in, though his new shade was bright red instead.
Sohinki Matt Sohinki The Ace: He's good at almost everything — he's usually one of the top scorers in the Game Bang episodes, and usually carries his team to victory in team battles. Mari calls him "Sohin. He has two older brothers, whom he fights with frequently.
He mentions that they often monopolize the game console and play by themselves while he watches, or make him play the sucky characters when they do co-op games with him. He's very strategic and clever in games. He's one of the more verbal members of group when it comes to the group insulting each other but in the Real Life Car Destruction episode, he is revealed to be one of the weakest members as he didn't do as much damage to the car in comparison to Jovenshire who was able to do alot of damage to the car door in an attempt to break the door off.
Jovenshire has multiple swords in his car and has been trained on how to use the swords. The others make fun of his The Cameo: He, with Lasercorn, sometimes make appearances on Smosh Games following their departure from the channel. Frequently said to bear a lot of resemblance with Steve Buscemi. He was absolutely terrified and didn't want to play Five Nights at Freddy's , but still managed to play and make it to the second night.
When playing Slender The Arrival in a Backseat Gaming Video he spent the whole time saying how much he hated it and didn't want to play before both him and Lasercorn Fear Quit. The others call him "So-Kinky" at times, because he's so good at rhythm games like singing and dancing. When Lasercorn and Jovenshire said that Sohinki was a butt pirate he adopted the title and agreed with them but he may not of been aware of the fact that butt pirate was a term for a homosexual man.
He has a Jewish background, but aside from an occasional mention of the fact, or being the brunt of some Greedy Jew jokes, he doesn't exhibit any typically Jewish behaviour.
Jack of All Trades: He's one of the most balanced players in the Game Bang challenges, so even when he plays games he's not as good in, he's rarely in the "losers" pile. Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He's generally a nice guy, and is quite good team player. However, he's also extremely competitive, and losing a game would bring out the try-hard, complainy, Sore Loser side of him.
Come the end of the video, Joven gets a platinum while Sohinki gets a bronze. The rest of the cast either goes by nicknames or their usual first names. Except for Sohinki, who goes by his actual last name. We Smite Each Other ft The Warp Zone, he was nothing but encouraging and kind to his team, giving them advice and praising them constantly. It was a refreshing change from his usual try hard mode. Isn't keen to participate in physical fights, as demonstrated in the "Pokemons We'd Kill" video, where he deliberately chose the weakest Pokemons so that he doesn't actually have to fight them.
Someone "being Sohinki" or "pulling a Sohinki" is trying too hard, making too many excuses for his poor play, or simply focusing on winning to the point where the other players aren't having fun anymore. He's, in his own words, a sucker for adorable things, and one of his favorite games is the cutesy, pastel-colored The Adventures of Cookie and Cream, which he not only admitted to but defended in the face of the others' mockery.
He'd also willingly use his Person as Verb if other players are being too salty. Not horribly so, but he will come up with many excuses for why he loses. Not very physically formidable, but arguably the best gamer on the crew. Knife Man Guy, who fights crime with a stock of horrific knife-related puns, plus the actual knife. With Shayne for a little while, especially in the 2nd Summer Games.
They were forced to put aside their differences in the following Winter Games when they were placed on the same team. Took a Level in Jerkass: At the start of Smosh Games, he was very chill. Nowadays, combined with the fact everyone is trying to get him to lose, he's become more competitive, but he is still pretty cool and an overall likable guy. In Attacking Jovens Shire, Sohinki kills Jovens peaceful Ent causing Flitz to leave out of anger along with a desire to kill him, Wes wanted Flitz to kill Sohinki and Mari called the act "super evil" but Mari was further angered after the lava caused the death of a raccoon where she called him a "devil".
Given their reactions in comparison to his other acts this can be considered his Advertisement: In Grand Theft Smosh Jovenshire said "Flitz I need you to be Fitz in front of the military base" afterwards Flitz accidentally flew a helicopter into the base then stole a jet and crashed it. Wes, Jovenshire and even Flitz himself said that he is only needed to dance in front of the base.
If he and Mari are in the same game then it isn't the best idea to attack and or kill Mari when she hasn't doesn't done anything to deserve the attack because it's a fast way to anger Flitz.
A huge comic book fan, big gamer, and very intelligent. Black Dude Dies First: In Real Life Mafia, Flitz was the first to be killed in both rounds when they had to guess who the murderer was. In the Escape from Pedobear Maze of Doom, Flitz complained that the bears are racist because they keep on targeting him, and making him the ultimate loser of that particular Game Bang episode.
While Flitz will play flirt with Mari during games such as complimenting her characters appearance and body, He will defend Mari if she forced to do something such as taking a punnishment for her after she lost a match or trying to protect her during Maricraft or Grand Theft Smosh. When he's not the only sane man on the show , he's usually fufills this role with strange stories and weird comments. Was one of the losers in the "Adult Twister Game" and was force to do another twister round with the others in a Dress of Shame.
Had one for a while, with a modified version of The Flash logo on it. When the group was playing upside down Doodle Jump for a Cell Out episode, he pranked the others well, just Shayne and Sohinki by blowing raspberries on their exposed bellies. He's almost always wearing some sort of hat, and has sometimes worn two caps at the same time.
He was barely recognizable when he shows up without his cap and glasses during a Smosh Summer Games episode. He is one of the few members to be nice to Jovenshire even consoling him after he accidentally committed suicide while he was playing Grand Theft Auto for Game Bang and maintains a Chivalrous Pervert Friendship with Mari while Mari would not be spared from humiliation by the other members when she loses a Game Bang and Jovenshire being mocked everyone.
Flitz is mainly the one to give nicknames and codenames to people during videos. While embracing the madness of Smosh Games, he has a few moments where he is the only one to call out the other members on their callousness.
For example he was the only one to be disturbed Sohinki's and Jovenshire's ruthlessness when they threw an old woman at Lasercorn while they were fighting Lasercorn in Mortal Kombat. Plays this role constantly in Maricraft by questioning some of the action some of the member make.
The best of the crew at puns and wordplay by a large margin. He wasn't a part of the original Smosh Games main cast, only becoming a full-fledged member in He's the token black guy of the main group. A lot of strange things happen when Flitz is playing a game such as being chased by a small zombie riding a chicken across water in Minecraft. Flitz insists that he has a power to hold his breath underwater for a longer period of time than a regular person which resulted in Lasercorn calling him the lamest superhero ever.
Not including the fact that he's the one that drives the game everywhere in Cell Outs, but he also is pretty much the one that coordinates everything on the channel not surprising, considering he's their producer.
Joven even refers to him as his spirit animal. Seasonal Games Guest Butt-Monkey: In Smosh Summer Games: Camp he got picked on a lot by the others.